And the first one said to the four of us there
I hope you’re having fun
Fans on the run,
Fans on the run.
With sincerest apologies to Paul McCartney and Weird Al
Idea by Shane Worden and words by Bonnie Borgh
Looking for adventure
Found it on a detour
Hoped to see a Monkee—once again
Like you, David
You, Micky, You (Peter), you (Michael).
If that limo is ever caught
We just wanna see who’s inside
All for the thrill of the hunt
Oh what a spontaneous ride
If we ever catch up to them
If we ever catch up to them.
Well our driver swerved across the sidewalk curb
The chase is just begun
And the first one said to the four of us there
I hope you’re having fun
Fans on the run,
Fans on the run.
And the Robie fan
And Aviva man
We’re driving here and there
Crazy fans on the run,
Fans for the run
Fans on the run,
Fans on the run.
Well our patience now was at it’s height
We had to stop for a red light
And the limo headed way down the street
Almost out of our sight
Fans on the run,
Fans on the run.
Oh the British fan
And Peter Pan
Were driving everywhere
We’re fans on the run,
Fans on the run.
Yeah fans on the run,
Fans on the run,
Fans on the run.
Well the show was nearing
And the search had led us far
All over Peoria, past a church
Straight to a Hooter’s bar
Fans on the run,
Fans on the run.
And now David knows
We’re fans like those
Who’ll search forever more
‘Cause we’re fans on the run,
Fans on the run,
Fans on the run,
Fans on the run.